Favorite sexual position, Boxemina?
I call it The Cupcake. You, as the giving partner, bring me a cupcake. I, as the receiving partner, take the cupcake. You go away. I eat the cupcake.
I end up satisfied every time.
[Holmes] smiled at my vehemence. “Perhaps you are right, Watson,” he said. “I suppose that [the drugs’] influence is physically a bad one. I find it, however, so transcendently stimulating and clarifying to the mind that its secondary action is a matter of small moment.”
“But consider!” I said earnestly. “Count the cost! Your brain may, as you say, be roused and excited, but it is a pathological and morbid process which involves increased tissue-change and may at least leave a permanent weakness. You know, too, what a black reaction comes upon you. Surely the game is hardly worth the candle. Why should you, for a mere passing pleasure, risk the loss of those great powers with which you have been endowed? Remember that I speak not only as one comrade to another but as a medical man to one for whose constitution he is to some extent answerable”.