I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
SO LAST NIGHT I DIED ALONG WITH KEVIN AND ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY AND NOW I WAKE UP AND FUCKING S H E R L O C K
S H E R L O C K
ALL OVER MY DASH
FUCKING HELLA-LUJAH I’M SAVED FUCKING S H E R L O C K GRIPPING MY COLD DEAD SOUL AND RAISING ME FROM PERDITION S H E R L O C K TAKE THE WHEEL A-FUCKING-MEN
You have whole, half-and-half, 2%, and skim:
Whole gay is 100% my-gender-only.
Half-and-Half is Bisexuality, and it goes well with coffee.
2% Gay is Straight, but Shit Happens.
Skim Gay is 99% straight, until exposed to Tom Hiddleson and/or Jennifer Lawrence:
'But shit happens' hahahahaha
So then lactose intolerant are asexuals?