the witch who lived on jesus st.

I’m a slasher, fanwarrior, pansexual, writer, artist, graphic designer, witch, and above all else, eclectic & random. This is a Hate Free Zone, NSFW blog.
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chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

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wickedclothes:

Crack Clear Glow In The Dark Glass Orb Necklace

This glass orb has a cracked appearance and glows bright blue when worn in the dark. The top is accented with a glow in the dark, flower-shaped bead cap. Hung on your choice of a silver-plated snake chain or an o-chain. Sold on Etsy.

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awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

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I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

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offtide:

a bunch of practice nat doodles

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kurokotetsuya:

same

same

Pretty much

2003:

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2014:

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just fucking draw. don’t compare yourself to other people, don’t stop because you drew a lot last tuesday and you haven’t visibly improved. it takes time, effort, and a lot of perseverance. besides, no matter how “bad” you think you are, there’s still gonna be someone who thinks the stuff you produce is the best goddamn thing they’ve ever seen in their entire life. the artist you were five years ago would have their mind fucking blown by the artist you are today. so just draw a fuckton, because every new thing you draw is one drawing better than you were before.

that suddenly got really fucking motivational and I am REALLYfucking glad about that because if you were to look at my drawings from like mddle school you’d probably throw up and now even I can tolerate my art sometimes

Just wanna say this applies to writing too. 

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

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kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

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stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

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algebraicat:

if u don’t think music is important u need to remember that 13 dwarves convinced bilbo baggins to rob a dragon just by singing about it

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Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

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dont exercise with the ball

be the ball

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